Know this cunt's address, don't wanna beat his ass up, wanna fuck with him instead (nohomo)
Perhaps something befitting of the reason you're pranking him to begin with. For example, if the reason were to be that he stole your girl send escorts or strippers to his house while they're hanging out. Or, iff he's an asshole over the internet set up a deauther at his house so he can't get on WiFi. The punishment should befit the crime.