#1
Posted
14 September 2019 - 09:17 PM
It can be anything that happened to you between the ages of birth to whenever you found out the willy is spankable...
My favorite or most dumb was when I thought I could jump over a piece of road that lead into a forest, and ended up missing "the ramp",
and of course ended up hitting a street sign and cutting myself on a broken bottle on the ground.
I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: that's right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows— look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the EARTH. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'm pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! - Probably Socrates honestly.