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What is ur penis size?
#45
Posted 13 April 2019 - 05:09 AM
So, while replying to this post I tried to find a ruler around the house. Couldn't find one so I was gonna take a picture but the wife caught me and thought I was cheating on her. We started arguing and then I hit her, after I hit her I grabbed some Sailor Jerry's (Good shit btw) and started drinking. She called the cops and next thing I knew I was in the back of a cruiser. They brought me in for booking & processing and they took my height, so I took my shot! I laid flat on the ground while they were taking my mugshot and whipped out my dick. Started jerking it right there. Managed to get it erect right before they picked my drunken, wife beating ass up and threw me in the loony chair. But don't worry! I got my dick size! A proud 2.2 inches. You're all welcome. Selling nudes on SC, $150 a pop.
#46
Posted 13 April 2019 - 05:11 AM
MY D IS SO FUCKIN SMALL AND IT SMELLS LIKE A FUCKIN TRASH CAN!!!! IF SOMEONE DREW MY DICK RIGHT NOW AND THEY WERE SERIOUS ABOUT THEIR REALISM THEY WOULD HAVE TO DRAW HELLA STINK LINES COMING OFF THAT MOTHERFUCKER CAUSE ITS A GOD DAMN STINKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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