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Today I was offered $50k by a 21 year old girl. In exchange I was supposed to advertise some kind of mobile game on the internet. Of course, I declined because I am a person of high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Galek, a hero from the visually-stunning realistic fantasy RPG Raid: Shadow Legends, now available on mobile and PC.
Posted Today, 05:29 PM
Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice should have never won Game of the Year
Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice didn't actually win Game of the Year. It cheated not only the awards, but itself. It didn't improve. It took a shortcut and gained nothing. It experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that it doesn't know the difference
Posted Today, 05:31 PM
Shrek isn't Fat He's Pregnant!
Did you know the character "Shrek" is neither fat or obese, but is actually pregnant from Fiona's child? It was explained in the Dreamworks Immersive Cinematic Kit (DICK), which was included in the Shrek 4Ever After Blu-Ray, that Ogre males carry the child of the female, and after ejaculation, the male ogre's donger must remain inside the female ogre for extended amounts of time until the fertilized egg can travel back through the male's urethral tract and into his womb. To achieve this, ogres have evolved a remarkable system where the vaginal muscles clamp down on the male's phallus to keep it inside while the egg fertilizes and transfers back to the male.
Additionally, ogres have a pregnancy period similar to humans; however they give birth through the anus, which has caused male ogres to gather with his male tribe members to have a fully grown onion, which is roughly the size of a newborn ogre's head (which is the largest part of the body at birth) to prepare his anus for the pain and stretching he must endure when giving birth.
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Wow this is really gonna get to 100,000 pages soon
Love with your heart
Use your head for everything else
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