(STUCK & HELP) TEEN WANTING TO GET 800$ QUICK

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I am stuck here in forums reading all this methods that only 1 in a 100 are useful or not copy-pasted. I need 800$ quick to buy hardware and have been contacting multiple people, some offers were extremely low like 30$ per week, and some offers were amazing but sadly i couldnt qualify (mostly because the best ones were Stripe related and i dont have one nor can get one). I know how to make Landing Pages, Simple Scripts, Media Designs, Logo Designs & Outreaching. I dont think that my skills with Development will be enough to get 800$ quick, so i think i should move on to a method. I've been thinking of E-Whoring, Affiliate Links, Selling leaked software from here, but i'd be better helping or working for someone that is already stablished or envisioned.  What could i do?