I will make this later and report back

https://www.peta.org...n-ham-products/

 

While I do not support Peta as a company, yes, I can confirm ham substitutes will work fine in this secret recipe

Hello my children. I have been gone for a while, and have come back with my Magnum Opus.

Please see below, and try not to cry with tears of joy.

Step 1: Get Bread

Step 2: Get Ham

Step 3: Get Cheese

Step 4: Get Bread (another piece)

Step 5: Place Bread (1) onto countertop

Step 6: Place Cheese onto bead (1)

Step 7: Place Ham onto bread (1)

Step 8: Place Bread (2) onto Bread (1)

Step 9: Eat