He stepped gingerly onto the bridge knowing that enchantment awaited on the other side.
The secret code they created made no sense, even to them.

It was at that moment that he learned there are certain parts of the body that you should never Nair.
Your girlfriend bought your favorite cookie crisp cereal but forgot to get milk.

I currently have 4 windows open up… and I don’t know why.
His son quipped that power bars were nothing more than adult candy bars.

The sun had set and so had his dreams.
His thought process was on so many levels that he gave himself a phobia of heights.

Everyone says they love nature until they realize how dangerous she can be.
Plans for this weekend include turning wine into water.

The newly planted trees were held up by wooden frames in hopes they could survive the next storm.
There's a reason that roses have thorns.

He wondered if it could be called a beach if there was no sand.
She looked into the mirror and saw another person.

The rain pelted the windshield as the darkness engulfed us.
People generally approve of dogs eating cat food but not cats eating dog food.

There are few things better in life than a slice of pie.
There aren't enough towels in the world to stop the sewage flowing from his mouth.

He had reached the point where he was paranoid about being paranoid.
He shaved the peach to prove a point.

All you need to do is pick up the pen and begin.
Cats are good pets, for they are clean and are not noisy.

The pigs were insulted that they were named hamburgers.
It was at that moment that he learned there are certain parts of the body that you should never Nair.

It turns out you don't need all that stuff you insisted you did.
She only paints with bold colors; she does not like pastels.

The small white buoys marked the location of hundreds of crab pots.
The body piercing didn't go exactly as he expected.

Everybody should read Chaucer to improve their everyday vocabulary.
People who insist on picking their teeth with their elbows are so annoying!