i guess this was more or less a post on life advice and not breaking your virginity spell. trust me though, everything i said is solid. if you follow that post you're pretty much set. but because humans are flawed you'll probably not follow any of it. just dont say i didn't warn you.

so if you aren't morbidly obese, grotesquely hideous in physical appearance, or a 5' manlet with a baby dick....i wouldn't worry about not getting pussy. it'll come to you..eventually.

if you're under 18 don't worry about. being a kid shouldn't always be about getting laid.

if you want to get laid...and let me tell you, it's not all its cracked up to be...most sexual encounters will never be like the porn you watch, just saying.

but if you REALLY REALLY REALLY wanted to flick some bean or whatever....

1. stay clean. women hate bad breath, shitty teeth, bad hair cuts, bad skin (acne)

2. dress nice. you dont have to wear the most expensive clothes but at least wear a matching ensemble. don't look like a hobo. some chicks dig the hobo look...most dont.

3. be yourself. i can not state this enough. be confident, but dont attempt to emulate some overly suave fake bullshit you see in tv or movies. those are actors playing a role somebody made up. that's not how it really works and women don't expect you to act like someone in a movie. only a very small percentage of people can pull that off. chances are you can't. so again...be yourself.

4. get a job. asap. even if youre 16 or something, get a job or intern. most level headed women will appreciate you want money. dboy and drug dealer types only appeal to stupid young bitches. sure if you want to get in trouble with the law and/or appeal to nasty untrustworthy sluts, rob banks and sell drugs. if you want to attract a normal fucking girl, do something legal. work at mcdonalds or at a dog kennel. intern somewhere in line with whatever you career you want later on in life. work at a library or do contruction. invest in crypto or use a fractionary investment app like acorns or stash. 

5. if you cant drive, make sure you have money for uber/lyft/taxis. bitches wanna be wined and dined, and you're gonna need a car. no chick wants her parents or your parents dropping you up or picking you up from the movies or from a date. if you can, save up money and use uber/lyft as much as possible. or get a friend who is old enough to drive.

6. if you can drive, get a car. if you're poor, get a cheap car. a cheap car is better than no car, and if some bitch judges you for having a beater car...fuck her, she isn't worth your time. if you can afford a decent car, get one. dont buy a super expensive car if you dont have shitloads of money. a lot of people make the mistake of buying a used mercedes or bmw because they depeciate very quickly and you think you're getting a good deal when you bought that beamer for $5000 when it cost $45,000 5 years ago. just remember, there's a reason the price drops so quickly. if you can't afford the mantainence, get a honda or toyota. a corolla is one of the best cars still being made.

7. if you're in middle school, make friends with chicks. dont ever say you just wanna be friends because then you've screwed yourself. if you come off as only wanting to be a friend, then that's all you'll get. sure you will want to make friends with girls because that broadens your horizons (ie: they'll have friends you can fuck) and if luck is in your favor, maybe you will eventually get to fuck some of these chicks you made friends with first.  always use the words "wanna hang out" or "wanna chill some time?" nobody says "hey will you be my girlfriend" or "hey do you want to have sexual intercourse with me?" be cool. you have to hang out with someone before you can get close to fucking them.

8. if you're in high school, same as 7 but you'll have more social interactions at this point. chances are you aren't going to find some chick that likes everything you do. if you want to be around chicks, choose electives they are in...home ec, theater...a lot even choose to be in weight class because they get to be around guys, a plus for you because this is basically a free gym membership 5 days out of the week for as long as you take the class in high school. combine that with your endocrine system and testosterone going crazy during this time you should put on some good muscle mass by the time you graduate. 

9. dont try to be anything you're not. if you're likeable, make friends, and just be honest with yourself and those you chose to be around, you'll be known as a pretty cool dude. this goes over well with the ladies. just don't let douchebags or school bullies think of you as weak or an easy target. stand your ground and respect yourself. you dont have to go picking fights to get girls, just dont let dumbasses walk over you or embaress you in public.

10. if you dont go to college, go to trade school. if you dont do that, start investing. if you dont do that, get creative, draw, play an instrument, invest something...this will bring you money, AND bitches. if you do go to college, study hard and focus on the goal. women will be there for the fucking regardless of whether you waste your time trying to get in their pants or if you study. the better option is study and get good grades. 4 years is nothing and unless you want to go to medical school or law school, most degrees take 4 years and those years will fly by faster than you think. i graduated 14 years ago and it still feels like yesterday.

i mean there's so much information out there on the internet, various books and shit on how to get laid...best thing you can do is be yourself without being a douche or super fucking creepy. being a shut-in super introvert that never talks to girls is obviously not going to get you laid only a mega 10/10 super chad is going to have bitches flocking to him when he goes to the gym or mcdonalds...just remember you have to talk to chicks in the first place before you can get in their pants.

[edit] when it comes to haircuts, ask your barber or stylist. it's their job to know what cuts look good on certain people. 9 times out of 10 the cut you think looks good on you probably doesnt. ask a pro. try to stay away from heavy gels and use a nice pomade. 

[edit2] wear a nice cologne. something that costs about $50 a bottle because you'll use it very sparingly and a little goes a long way. axe. bod and $5 body sprays smell like shit. a good cologne puts you ahead of the curve

[edit3] wear a decent watch. doesn't have to be a rolex or some blinged out shit, but not a 1980s casio either. get something classy. important people need to know the time, at all times. look and be important. of course always wear deoderant and have foot powder/spray. feet stink. women have a hightened sense of smell so oflactory sensations are a key to whether or not you're going to disgust her with your stench or entice her with your clean, manly fucking scent.

[super important edit] value yourself. women can smell inescurity and neediness from 100 miles away and it's one of the biggest turn offs. if you never make time for yourself and cater to a woman's every need and neglect your own needs for her. you obviously dont respect yourself. and no woman is going to respect a "man" if he doesn't respect himself. this is HUGE in the dating world and most guys fail to realize this very basic tip. you will hear this repeated over and over and over again in almost every dating book or site you will ever read.

[final edit] save money. you will always need to save money, for everything. it's incredibly simple yet the majority of people that can afford to save money here and there, don't. stay out of debt, save when you can. set aside money for a really nice vacation out of the country once every 1 or 2 years. it's in our nature to travel, don't be one of those people that never leave their city or state for their entire lives. woman also love to travel, so if you are better inclined to travel, naturally that will turn on any woman you might be dating or whatever.

[final final edit, i swear] be a man. don't be some weakling soyboy. regardless of what dumb idiotic young bitches think about super skinny clean shaven tight-pants BOYS...a real red blooded woman will always get a swollen pussy over a well spoken, manly MAN. a guy who can keep up a conversation about various topics and fix shit around the house, then fuck her brains out every night. this is key. never forget this.

you keep saying there's tools in there but obviously there aren't. all the folders are empty.

i know english probably isn't your first language so i understand but...

"Step 5 ) go to mega.nz in the same place you downloaded the folder

Step 6 ) login to your account/register and then upload the file you downloaded ( it will be in the downloads section when u try to upload a window will pop up just like your own computer when you try to upload something  ) click the file"

you kinda lost me there.

wadu hek is dis shyt

you da man. +1

you rock brutha

just out of curiosity can you read russian? i downloaded the desktop version of the bot but have no clue what any of it says and there isn't an option to turn the menu into english. i'll pay you a little bit if you can take screenshots and translate it

i found a fix. if you login via a russian connection (through vpn or proxy) it'll let you register. 

but how do you register? ive always had trouble trying to register on this site i just gave up

dang this is pretty motivating

 everything come up as an empty folder when viewing on mega

because it's special 

"the original battle royale"

kinda why I leaked it

great contribution to the community